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Health Demotivational Poster

FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.

TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a shit and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons señora Priss

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

DISASTERS - They're not cheap!

TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?

I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?

TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm

gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm
Lol!! That's so mean!

HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.

TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats fuck fucked taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical assistance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.

BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?

TAGS: illnesses mentalhealth
Rating: 4.65/5

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misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 9:02 pm
I try to be. :D
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:18 am
Haha...I said but with an extra t!
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:17 am
You think that's something? All my stick people have belly buttons! Thanks for the kind(er) words hun.
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 10:33 pm
Damn, Prissy, you’re so godamn good sometimes. Hurry…..go paint something before it passes.

OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.

TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)

JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.

TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.

OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough.

TAGS: funny humor obama healthcare
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:22 am
Last chance.... please halt political talk on motifake - we have a sister site - politifake.org - where you can discuss and post to your heart's content. But here, we no longer discuss the topic. Thank you.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am
Sad thing is that it's still a step in the right direction. Currently, private insurance kills 45K Americans every year, or a 9/11 every three weeks.

OBAMA CARE - Yeah, it will look something like this.

DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.

TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am

Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.58/5

Truculence -

TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's

ADVICE - my physician advised me to eat vegetables everyday... but he never mentioned about how to dispose their wheelchairs...

TAGS: doctors health
Rating: 4.76/5

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darkgrey - February 10, 2012, 8:32 pm
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Sick and wrong, that's why I love it! LOL 5L


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


TAGS: health doctors exam prostate
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm
Can't stop laughing...

IRANIAN HEALTH CARE - Are you sure this will fix my broken ankle Achmed ?


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old photographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.

TERROR - Unbeknownst to her mommy and daddy, the first word Kate learned was "fever."

TAGS: rectal themometer health assignment day
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:20 pm
Nice one.

Cookie Monster -

TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am
its called fruit you fat fuck
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am
No i don't speak Cookie.

ANOREXIA - She's Not Happy She Had To Eat More Than A Light Salad

TAGS: anorexia women warning health care friend
Rating: 2.05/5

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energy - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
might want to see a doctor about that. maybe get some antibiotics or something.
Porcelina - November 14, 2008, 5:42 pm
zomfg so sexy. I creamed my pants
Dances in Underwear - November 14, 2008, 5:37 pm


BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted


HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.


TAGS: mens health urinals streams
Rating: 4.67/5

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champ99 - May 11, 2011, 10:02 am
Umm, no. lol
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:36 pm
not even if you paid me...
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:35 pm
not even if you paid me
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 10:40 am
but if we dont cross streams how would we defeat ZUUL!!!!
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:49 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
steph1 - May 7, 2011, 4:23 am
how about looking? do you guys secretly check?



TAGS: health
Rating: 4.33/5
MPsniper - October 1, 2012, 8:49 pm
the examine?....LoL

PREPARATION-H - The Hemorrhoid Cream That Really Works.

JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month

WELL . . . . - . . . this answers a lot of questions.

TAGS: obama health care liberals cartoons
Rating: 2.66/5

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Densaku - May 2, 2010, 1:09 pm
Epic Godwin Point.
Rollseyes - September 19, 2009, 7:19 pm
More like... "look at the stupid crap I found online and felt I had to share." Bad taste and no creativity.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:28 pm
"look what I found online!"

SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health

TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am
So why even try? I say reject the false dichotomy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...



TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 14, 2016, 9:29 am
LOL nice one! ^^^^^Up

BUTTONS - Which one is your finger poised over?

TAGS: mental health
Rating: 3.8/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 10:53 pm
Oh dear... Where's my... Oh. *Pressing 7*
bill - October 25, 2009, 11:17 am
all of them
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:38 pm
There's only one way to resolve this situation.*Mashes all buttons with palm,and in the process accidentally dividing by zero,ruptering space and time as we know it,subsequently bringing Billy Mays back to life. Well,at least we have Billy back.Yay.

PEDIATRIC DIABETES - One gallon of sugar fizz at a time...

TAGS: children health food drink junk
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - December 24, 2011, 5:50 am
Not to mention the rapid nappy/diaper changes!!


TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5
Greeny - December 8, 2012, 9:11 am

Health Insurance -

TAGS: life health insurance money greed
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:33 pm
Though that may be true, I'm sure you could appreciate supply and demand, and as well the fact that not everyone needs an MRI for every little physical problem they have. Plus, not sure if you know, people have to stand in line here in the US, too.
Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:31 pm
You're right, socialized medicine can't hold a syringe to the s'hitty pseudo-capitalist, for-profit, fascist pharmacracy in the US. Of course, I wouldn't give the Canadian medical establishment anymore credit than it deserves.
curlyrocks - October 10, 2013, 6:27 pm
Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 10, 2013, 6:06 pm
You act as though that's a bad thing, Please remember that very one working in the UK pays what is known as National Insurance to pay for the healthcare system plus it keeps it out of private hands which tend to bugger it up.
Cannabal - October 9, 2013, 7:08 pm
"O Canada/ we have socialized medicine!"
Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:50 am

Ditto fron Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:37 pm
I thank GOD that the health system in the UK is not run by the insurance industry. I would not want my life hanging on the word of non medically trained Call Centre Operator who works for a HMO.


beginning of the end -

YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing

TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


TAGS: i used to faint in health class
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 31, 2009, 2:38 pm
Heyyyyy. Welcome back. Hope you are well.
Matters_Not2010 - December 31, 2009, 2:09 am
still putting out quality work i see. keep it up.

BIPOLAR DOGS - Ohhh this is so much fun... when I catch you I`m gnawing you off!

FOUNTAIN OF COMPASSION - You're doin' it wrong, Madam Speaker

TAGS: democrat liberal health care pelosi
Rating: 2.55/5

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WTFO - November 11, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hey SupCheez, not so loud, I have a hangover.
tehsupercheez - November 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
SOCIALISM LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA SUCKS HEHE ROFLMAO LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I AGREE SO MUCH IT GIVES ME A BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollseyes - November 10, 2009, 12:36 am
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 10:12 pm
hard to tell between todd, todd snyder and snyderguyz. Such a vast difference in motifake style and subject matter.


TAGS: puzzles brain health
Rating: 4.35/5

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mariand - April 18, 2012, 4:05 pm
yeah... wait to see those 3D


TAGS: hey she is just trying to get a little more healthy k
Rating: 3.3/5

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DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
LMAO, this is epic
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 4:55 pm
Ewww! 5 mental images for you

Cutting Costs -

TAGS: health care issues grow smaller
Rating: 3.13/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:21 am
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:20 am
Meant to do that...
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:18 pm
GO BACK TO POLITIFAKE! See you there in a bit.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:24 pm
Once again, choking on coffee! I need to put my cup down before I read your stuff edgeman!

TRACK RECORD - "A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance" Keep the "change"


NAZI!!! - How Dare She Question Obama!


TAGS: obama health social
Rating: 2.27/5

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north star - September 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
works for me 5 lions for you.

HEALTHCARE REFORM - Careful what you wish for


CAUTION - Enhtering Dangerous Territory Proceed At Your Own Risk

TAGS: health care
Rating: 1.85/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:33 am
The US pays 3 times what the Brits do per person, and yet has poorer health outcomes.

Dear Health Club -

TAGS: health exercise oatmeal sesame street
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 5:03 am
Thanks Miss Priss... :)
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 3:26 am
C is for cop out to the "man"...5L damn you Sesame Street!
Greybeard - September 2, 2014, 11:07 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:03 pm

Children -

TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken

insomnia -

The Numbers Don't Lie -

TAGS: mental health stats 1in4 friends
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:42 am
and my brain hurts...thanks Eric!
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:10 pm
Me Pet Fish Eric .

you can never be too careful -

TAGS: health insurance
Rating: 5/5

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twhanna - April 6, 2014, 5:15 pm
Yep...unless you start giggling during the exam.
Oldsod - April 4, 2014, 6:11 am
Isn't that written into the tax code?

nonsensical nonsense #3 -

Rice cakes -

TAGS: rice cakes styrofoam health food
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:21 am
got that right

NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -

TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.

Athletes -

TAGS: athletes joggers runners health nuts
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:37 am
If they do stretches in a bookstore, I'm going to, uh... stare. Not in a creepy way, but in a hey "you're the only one wearing Spandex in the building" look. Then it reminds me how out of shape I'm in.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
Yah Let Us Be Fat .


good luck -

Bring A Paper Along -

TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones

Health -

TAGS: health overweight uncertainty obsessed fat
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 11:56 am
Lewis Black and George Carlin, they really did put a mirror to society and said “Surprise! THIS is what you look like."
GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:41 am
Lewis Black is a god

Best Before Dates -


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.69/5

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TAGS: health
Rating: 4.44/5
Silverheart - February 13, 2013, 3:46 pm

Duckface 24 / 7. Seriously, Why and WTF'nF?!
Sho - February 13, 2013, 1:23 pm
Oh god, why?


SMOKERS - One step ahead of the rest of mankind at surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. R.I.P. Barbara Tarbox


TAGS: health doctor tribute series
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm
(Well...kind of.)
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm
lol That's evil...PURE EV5L! (Ignore the fact that 5's don't look like E's at all.)
Sean - December 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
You can always sense when one of our regulars is drawing upon his inner pain and turmoil for his creativity. Which begs the question: why isn't Producerman drawing on any inner pain or turmoil for his posters? It's like he has no regrets at all ....
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am
Oh, nevermind, senor.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am
It's a call-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 2:04 am
I don't get it, Must be a Mexican thing.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Don't you mean sucking... "fence"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
something about "sucking dick for bus fare, and still riding the bus home"
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
You make it sound so ultra-cool!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
I recall you telling me that you rode the bus.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am
The one where imaginary cars come from.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
You actually have a mustang Random? What year?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
Spacedogs mom wears army boots....there I've insulted everyone.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am
A mustang, but it's a horse. Calgary after all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am
What Aggy calls "industry" we call "Valet"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am
Random is just Jealous because he rides a moped.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
But, I lived 3 frickin' lifetimes by 25... and have been trying to wind down ever since. If you called 15yrs in the casino industry "winding down"
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
I don't know if I can be sad right now, considering I just watched Nazi Zombies for the last hour and a half.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am
The happy Irishman only hits his wife twice when he gets home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am
It's a Simpsons quote.....and we already know you're sad Random.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am
I drink like a happy irishman... not sure that there's much difference.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:53 am
Too slow to get my comment in, I'm sad now.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Said Mooooooooooooo to his male prostitute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Married....But fast car...yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Bacon up that Sausage boy!!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am
Loose women and fast cars?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am
With any luck I'll see 32.(My Birthday is next month)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Healthy? No......I still butter my bacon and drink like an angry Irishman.............I just try to avoid obvious deathtraps.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:47 am
Healthy body = healthy mind Moooo+? (excellent poster btw Aggy. 5Ls)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:44 am
I did plenty of stupid things on purpose....just not the fence.(I'm 30 now....gotta start thinking about actually staying alive)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:42 am
Forgot.... of course. In that case, My cousins and I were just nutcases.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am
I'd laugh Space, but I kinda believe [email protected], The fence was an accident, I just sorta forgot.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am
Sure, space..... now that it's finally only on your neck.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
I've gotten a bit of a tolerance built up from the shock collars Mrs. spacedog gets me to wear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
The fence I mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am
About 5 months ago...to be honest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am
And one time, my brother poured Tabasco in my eyes.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am
LMAO! We must've had the same type of childhood... the good ol days when boys would do anything risky. Wait... now I'm guessing you did this last week.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:36 am
I actually grabbed an electric fence once....stone sober and totally aware........Hurt like a bitch.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am
Talk about an arc hazard!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am
Ed Begley Jr. avoids my neighborhood ever since I chased down his stupid electric car and peed on it.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:32 am
It's far safer when aiming down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:29 am
the rest of us don't have to raise our legs next to it. Hence, we can stand farther away.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:27 am
And you've gotta be careful with peeing on fire hydrants in the winter. Especially when drunk. Those things are very cold and metal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:25 am
I think they prefer "little people". In your country they're popular in wrestling and bull fighting.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am
They're called midgets, mooooo... you're so damn cruel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am
Ed Begley Jr, A tree......six of one......
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am
That wasn't a tree... it was Ed Begley Jr. Close enough, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am
And fire hydrants right?
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:21 am
That's why I just piss outside on trees.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:19 am
And as far as chasing her goes....those things often waver back and forth as I stand at them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:18 am
She was fat, she wore a white blouse with a circular pink belt buckle.....I was sure she was a Urinal.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:17 am
I think it was when you chased her down the hall so you could finish "christening" her, that kind of set soured things Mooo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:13 am
Christ!....you urinate on one interviewer and no one ever lets you forget it.....5 BTW.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Yeah... just get on with this 2010 thing.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:28 am
The holidays must be getting to us.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am
(apparent challenges with the TH words this evening)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:25 am
I think teir people talked to moooo's people, and there's going to be a spring break spectactular.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am
I though they weren't coming back after Moooooooooooooo's 'incident'?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:18 am
I thought I'd get the story out there before the E! True Motifake Story did.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:14 am
It all makes sense now

BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.

TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

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know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a shitty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.

BUY MY BOOK - Because I can't say "Read my peer-reviewed articles"



THE IRS IS NOW HIRING - The first graduating class of IRS Health Corps.

A HEALTHY LOW FAT DIET... - should start long before your sandal straps make those calves resemble tightly wrapped, stuffed pork loins.

TAGS: healthy eating
Rating: 2.15/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 2:34 pm
Wow, I'd make a joke about porking those loins, but that already looks like a fleshlight...


TAGS: public option health care obama democrats
Rating: 2/5

SOUL FOOD - you are serving it right! (it's got lettuce, so it must be healthy

TAGS: big giant burger sould food health food rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

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politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:21 am
Obviously that is a picture from Canada....No Bacon=No America. Period.
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 5:37 pm
On the other hand, at least you have a great last meal and insane bragging rights.
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 5:35 pm
That thing is both beautiful and lethal. While great to look at, you know deep inside that death is staring you in the face.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
Short for delicious?
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:53 am
My "uncle" (actually a family friend, and a good guy) raised a calf for slaughter. His house was in the country. The calf's name was Del. Rookie mistake there. You don't give "it" a name. Makes you look like kind of a psycho when time comes to ....
mooooooo - June 27, 2009, 2:49 am
Betsy,buttercup,Daisy.......I'll miss you.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:22 am
OK! Hey, I alright! Thank you all for your concern.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:21 am
*laughs hysterically until has to pause to choke on pretzel*
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
You BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Many thanks to the thousands of bovine who happily contributed to the making of this king burger.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I would be full after just the pickles.
BuzzBomb - August 28, 2008, 2:30 pm
No lake necessary. Just head to your local multiplex and order the mega jumbo family size soda with free refills.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 28, 2008, 12:51 pm
Yeah, I'm gonna need something to wash that down with, like say..Lake Erie.
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:41 am
America is the greatest country on Earth! But where are the fries and the soda with unlimited refills?


TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:47 am
chuckle, chuckle,...(lifting coffee cup in salute) Good 1 Cern! ^!



TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:40 am
Especially the billing! chuckle, chuckle...^!

Lemon - Aid -

TAGS: lemon fruit health help natural
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!

End of the Rainbow -

TAGS: rainbow gold health insurance money
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 2, 2017, 6:53 pm
We're going to have color-coded plans... mainly to make it easier for the government to sell it to us, and for the buraucrats to make it look like they know what they are talking about.
rerun - April 27, 2017, 9:04 pm

Very nice.
concern3 - April 27, 2017, 7:48 am
Don’t miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for health insurance. UP yours
Silverheart - April 27, 2017, 7:31 am

Is it at the bottom of a box of Lucky Charms?

motimachine -

TAGS: health club
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - November 6, 2014, 9:22 pm
So that's how it works, and I've been wasting my time with all that exercise. 5L




TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 12, 2016, 3:08 am
Very good, Cern! ^!